Friday, February 11, 2011

Mel's Birthday



Nothing says Happy Birthday like new clothes, beautiful flowers and a new gun.  Happy Birthday to me! 

14 comments:

  1. Whoa! What about the alcohol? First you drink, then shoot the flowers with the new gun. Then tear off your new clothes and have sex with a sheep. At least that's what my Uncle Spike taught me. Happy B-Day Mel. Hope you guys had fun!! !
    Bear

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  2. I do wonder about this family...let me see..my nieces get guns for Christmas, my daughter gets a gun for her birthday (increasing her collection)the males in this family like to moon people (bare there butts...except for my sons of course) do you think theres a connection????? Oh hold on there..I believe I have 2 sisters and a couple of nieces that like to butt kiss your face...hmmmmmmm.

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  3. did robert and cody get caught butt screwing each other thats what i heard shame shame shame

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  4. "o buy the way screw ur birthday"

    Its "by the way". To "buy" is to pay for a service. I imagine your credit is over-extended. Time to let go of those ankles and stand tall. . . ah, yet you seem comfortable in your position.
    Robert

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  5. By the way, just kidding. And I forgot to label that last post as written by "The college educated idiot". Ha!

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  6. Good thing you got a gun... it seems like you're going to need one in this family to get a decent nights sleep. Happy Birthday Mel.

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  7. I never noticed Rob and Cody playing leapfrog. Oh I get it you guys figured cuz you did stuff like that, that Rob and Cody must have also. I think I need more guns, maybe Cody will let me barrow one of his big ones....heck maybe I need a 50 caliber..whatda ya think...heeheehee

    me

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  8. Just got back on this crazy website & wanted to wish Melanie a HAPPY late BIRTHDAY. My computer was down. I am sure glad no one outside of the family see's this website. They would think that we are a bunch of crazy bare assed gun toting, sheep ?, butt kissing and bent over all the time. Uh, Oh, just realized we are some of these things. Ha! Hope your birthday was a good one, Mel. Always nice to get a new gun.

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  9. I brag about how crazy this family is and I am very proud to be a part of it. I love all of you, except for Spike. Screw your birthday and at least I can go down and buy a gun anytime I want to. HAHAHAHAHA.

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  10. I bought her the gun. I got her a small caliber because I wanted a fighting chance now that she knows how to use it. Keep an eye open Spike she remembers. O keep your brown eye closed please kids are watching. Cody

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  11. i think spikes the smartest sob in the family and hes not queer like the rest of u idiots thats a fact why dont u wyoming people go back to screwing sheep dumb ass okies

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  12. i forgot hes got the biggest pecker to

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  13. oh yea...well I heard that there is a picture of him,passed out, clutching a doll...lurking out there in a family members grasp....is that true???? Does anyone know if that is true. You know it might just be Spikes way of showing us his girlie side. It's kinda nice to have Spike to pick on isn't it. It's nice to have a little brother who is such a stinker.....payback lil bro for the way you tried to lead my sweet children astray...OK all of our kids

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